{"id":646,"date":"2012-05-15T15:17:55","date_gmt":"2012-05-15T15:17:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mydiabeticsoul.com\/?p=646"},"modified":"2012-05-15T15:17:55","modified_gmt":"2012-05-15T15:17:55","slug":"a-play-on-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mydiabeticsoul.com\/?p=646","title":{"rendered":"A Play on Words"},"content":{"rendered":"

Facetious<\/span>, flippant<\/span> in a manner, said to Ernest, without dismay,<\/p>\n

“That the light of the moon did not show today.”<\/p>\n

Ernest, pondering this remark, was perspicuous<\/span> in a word foray<\/span>.<\/p>\n

“You’ve got it wrong, old chum,” he remarked.<\/p>\n

“The light of the moon at this side of the sphere<\/p>\n

In daylight will not brightly appear.”<\/p>\n

“Hmm,” says Facetious, “Bird-dog<\/span> that I am,<\/p>\n

“Noetic<\/span> in my stature, and steady in my poise,<\/p>\n

Am stricken aback without the moons’ bright employs.”<\/p>\n

“You jape<\/span> with your reply,” stated Facetious.<\/p>\n

Dumbfounded<\/span>.<\/p>\n

“Due to planetary revolutions around the sun star,<\/p>\n

Our planet the moon is\u00a0timebounded<\/span>.”<\/p>\n

With a slight kerfuffle<\/span>,<\/p>\n

Facetious was apt to abnegate<\/span>.<\/p>\n

With a quizzical stature<\/span>,<\/p>\n

Facetious became indurate<\/span>.<\/p>\n

“No qualms, companion of mine,”<\/p>\n

Ernest declared.<\/p>\n

“Your daily thoughts are valuable,<\/p>\n

Although your mind impaired<\/span>.”<\/p>\n

“I appreciate your slight reproach<\/span>,” Facetious stated.<\/p>\n

“Always masterful<\/span> with your words of choice.<\/p>\n

“Perhaps laconic<\/span> while making conversations fun<\/p>\n

I glory in this conversational pun<\/span>.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Facetious, flippant in a manner, said to Ernest, without dismay, “That the light of the moon did not show today.” Ernest, pondering this remark, was perspicuous in a word foray. “You’ve got it wrong, old chum,” he remarked. “The light … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mydiabeticsoul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mydiabeticsoul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mydiabeticsoul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mydiabeticsoul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mydiabeticsoul.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=646"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mydiabeticsoul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mydiabeticsoul.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mydiabeticsoul.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mydiabeticsoul.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}